ihearthufflepuffs:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Guys it’s back.

ihearthufflepuffs:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Guys it’s back.

(Source: picapixels)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms)

Anonymous said: She wants the- CHOCOLATE ARGGGG NOM NOM NOM CHOCOLATE PENIS.

Well I want fucking orange juice and we all see where the fuck that’s getting me.

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge

Being the player that stops all the threats in EDH

mtg-talk:

image

(Source: letsgetdowney)

sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

fin-gets-clever-in-latin:

THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.'

(Source: lissadrgomir)

at-least-ill-die-a-lionturtle:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*climaxes* interest rates

(Source: flowury)

(Source: taanyaamg)

bridles-and-boots:

superdiadem:

dat pretty face

derping

bridles-and-boots:

superdiadem:

dat pretty face

derping

outofcontextdnd:

GM: And the queen said-

GM’s Mom: PIZZA!

Players: (In a stampede up the stairs) PIZZZZZZAAAA!!!!